I had to tell u this,

im watchin supernatural and this thing is after virgins... in horror films its always the virgin who get it..

so u should try it coz im gonna

Go to a girl and say

"Excuse me but U look like a virgin, and for your own safety as you know, monsters like dracula etc LOVE hunting virgins... so for your protection IM GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE UR VIRGINITY, coz thats the kinda guy i am, Kinda like Van helsing"